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My Information

Member Title:

Newbie

Age:

37 years old

Birthday:

July 4, 1987

Gender:

Male

Location:

Garbage Can

Interests:

Eating off the floor.
Speaking Spainish whilst holidaying in Italy.
Putting aftershave in my eyes.
Smelling other peoples hair.
Calling myself captain Orange Toffee and speaking in a Jamaican accent.
Having sexual relations with pieces of art, only the classics.
Being KVLT!
Being KVN7!