[ZzCrook]

Okay. Exo and I were discussing a prank to play on a certain member of the community today, and if it made me laugh, I told him I'd send him some money. Here's how the conversation went from there.

<Exophase> ZzCrook seriously I need money
<Exophase> I am a desperate money needing individual.
<Dr_Dos> exo contact me when sexual favors are an option
<ZzCrook> How about I send you $30 to leave me alone.
<Exophase> Okay!
<Exophase> ZzCrook; Awesome.
<Exophase> PayPal?
<ZzCrook> What's the fun in that?
<Exophase> Well..
<Exophase> Okay send me money and when I get it I'll leave you alone ^_-
<ZzCrook> I'll send you a goody bag like I did Micah.
<ZzCrook> Without the gay porn.
<Exophase> Gah, you already sent me one.
<Exophase> WITH gay porn.
<Exophase> You fucking asshole.
<ZzCrook> Really?
<Exophase> Yes.
<Nadir> hot
<ZzCrook> I was just trying to figure out who that other person was.

A few minutes later...

<ajs> ZzCrook, heh the goody bag shit is the funniest thing I've heard all day
<ajs> Sending Exo gay pr0n, genius.

Anyone else have any moments worth mentioning?

[Csonicgo]

Op /kick tennis.

[Zenith Nadir]

For the love of God, please get some discretion. -Es

for all your wacky #rawr hijinks wants

i have some good quotes in there so search for 'nadir' i guess

also i got censored by the man ;_;

This post has been edited by Zenith Nadir: 18 November 2004 - 02:06 AM

[hob nado]

You know what this thread is? This thread is bash.org =(

Except, it's bash.org with The Man breathing down your neck, so watch what you post, okay kids? =P

[Zenith Nadir]

i guess i'll post some from there instead then

THEY ALL HAVE ME IN THEM, BECAUSE I ROCK

and don't get your panties in a knot, they're clean (cusses notwithstanding)

<Nadir> hey
<Nadir> do you reckon bubble man gets laughed at by the other robots
<Nadir> for being shitty
<gofer-chan> nadir all the time
<gofer-chan> he doesnt get invited to parties
<gofer-chan> except sometimes he gets invited so they can dump pigs blood on him and play cruel jokes
<nondescript> he stays at home
<nondescript> and goes on irc
<Stak> nadir maybe but then he reminds them of top man
<gofer-chan> dr. wily never has time for him
<gofer-chan> he always hangs out with the other robots
<gofer-chan> so bubbleman sits in his room listening to shitty music and posting on his livejournal
<Stak> nonde bubble man has an lj where he writes angsty emo poetry
<gofer-chan> while all of the other robots (even fucking TENGU MAN) are out having fun
<gofer-chan> it's sad

<SaintMadTom> There has got to be a grindcore band out there who use nursery rhymes as their lyrics
<Nadir> the closest i can think of is TEN MASKED MEN
<Nadir> who do covers of pop songs
<Nadir> like BABY ONE MORE TIME
<Nadir> and SWEET LIKE CHOCOLATE
<SaintMadTom> DNDNDNDNDNDNDNNDNDNDN JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL DNDNDNNDNDNDNDNN*WAAAAAAAIIIIIILLL
<Nadir> more like
<Nadir> jhhhhhoock uuuuhhhhnnnd jheeeeeeaall whuuuuuuunnnnnnntt uhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrp the huuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllll
<SaintMadTom> hahahah yes
<SaintMadTom> death metal moan
<SaintMadTom> to feeeehhhhtch a buuhhhhckuuuhhttt of wuuuuuhhhhhh-tuuuuhhhhhhh
<Terryn> Power Metal: JAAAAAck and Jill went UPPPP the HiIlIliIIlllL to fetch their bucket of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<SaintMadTom> I already know exactly how the death metal one would sound
<SaintMadTom> Even the riff
<Nadir> black metal scream would be like
<Nadir> JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKKK
KKKK
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Nadir> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Nadir> GHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH
HHHDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGG
<SaintMadTom> jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack and jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill went up the hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill to feeeeeeeeeeetch a buuuuuuuuucket of blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackwaaaaaaaaaater

<Nadir> wario ware zones me out
<Nadir> it's like <game> SPEED UP!!!!!!! HIT THE BALL!!!!!!!!!! SPEED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEED THE CAT!!!!!!!!!!!! SPEED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUMP ONTO THE BRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPEED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POP THE PEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<nadir> *click* *click* *click* *click* *clickckciclcickclckckickclc*

<Nadir> i like homestar runner
<Nadir> you bitches
<Mooseka> i didn't like homestar until allie made me watch it =(
<Dr_Dos> i didn't like it until flaming o made me watch it =(
<Nadir> i didn't until kracken made me watch it =(
<Mooseka> well faggots like jeff liked it so i was like what how can this be good ever
<Stiltzkin> so guys don't like it until girls make them
<Dr_Dos> haha
<Mooseka> haha owned
<Dr_Dos> like flaming o
<Stiltzkin> exactly

edited because that one really long 'jack' made the margins widen horribly

also;

<Revvy> nadir what did you say on dmzx
<Revvy> that got censored
<Nadir> i posted a link to ircman
<Nadir> and es freaked
<nondescript> nadir what
<nondescript> what's offensive about ircman
<Revvy> and nadir you should post the diaper comic conversation
<Nadir> revvy
<Nadir> you do it.
<Revvy> nadir no :<
<Revvy> find a good one of me
<Revvy> bvecause i am lazy
<Nadir> you do it!
<Nadir> idiot

This post has been edited by Zenith Nadir: 18 November 2004 - 02:24 AM

[Fungahhh]

I'm going to paste some quotes with me in them too because my ego needs some feeding.

<Fungahhh> this one kid i know was telling me all these great stories about kids he knew in middle school
<Fungahhh> like this one kid got paid $2 to jump in front of a bus
<Fungahhh> so he did and now he's permanently paralyzed from the waist down
<Fungahhh> the end
<Clecky> hhaha
<Clecky> did he get the 2$
<Fungahhh> yes

<Fungahhh> oh my god
<Fungahhh> do you remember my capp project
<Fungahhh> guess what i got on it
<spekk> what did you get fung?
<Fungahhh> 100%
<Fungahhh> you should've seen how much fucking bullshit i put in there
<Fungahhh> one of the questions it asked what you want to be when you grow up
<Fungahhh> i put down ASTRONOT
<Fungahhh> and like the one part where you're supposed to "brainstorm goals" and
there's a blank page you have to write down ideas on
<Fungahhh> i drew a picture of godzilla attacking a city
<Fungahhh> and i was wearing this cape
<Fungahhh> with this arrow that pointed at me and said ME

I rather fancy this one as well.

<MadTom> We have a guy at my store
<MadTom> Called Jesus
<craycpanda> :DDD
<FSFunky> is it Him?
<MadTom> I am not kidding
<Kjorteo> Drive-through confession
<Kjorteo> "Please deposit your sins in the second window"
<MadTom> Every time my boss calls him for a shift
<MadTom> He says "Thanks Jesus, you're a saviour"
<FSFunky> haha
<craycpanda> haha
<MadTom> Would you like eternal salvation with that
<MadTom> He should say "oh my dad" instead of "oh my god"
<Kjorteo> Yes, but is it actually JEE-zuz Jesus, or hay-SOOS Jesus? The latter is cheating
<MadTom> Kjorteo: It's hay-soos, of course
<MadTom> Otherwise he'd've killed himself long ago :(
<MadTom> Either that or been nailed to a cross
<craycpanda> :(
<pr0jekt> madtom make it a point to call him jesus
<pr0jekt> and if he complains fucking punch him in the fucking face
<MadTom> Or put thorns in his hair
<MadTom> Or in his McChicken burger
<FSFunky> OR HANG HIM ON A CROSS
<MadTom> I bet like
<MadTom> One day he gets really angry
<MadTom> And overturns all the McDonald's tables
<FSFunky> haha
<FSFunky> THIS IS A PLACE OF WORSHIP
<MadTom> GET THEE GONE FROM THE HOUSE OF RONALD

GRAND FINALE

<Terryn> Whoever at SoBe that decided to call their white beverage "Blizz" sure dropped the ball on that one. =/

This post has been edited by Fungahhh: 18 November 2004 - 04:12 AM

[Dr_Dos]

<Micah> Zaphod has been gone for a while.
<Micah> Wonder where the poor boy went.
<Dr_Dos> all you can eat buffet

<Dr_Dos> oh god
<Dr_Dos> darby posted a POST PICTURES OF DOS thread
<Dr_Dos> and i thought "DIDN'T I ALREADY MAKE THIS?"
<Dr_Dos> then i thought "OH WAIT THAT WAS THE POST PICTURES OF RACCOONS" (((((
<Dr_Dos> AND NOW I WANT TO STAB MYSELF
<nuero> :DDDDDDDD

* Minustee has joined #rawr
<nuero> who
<Eurakarte> the
<Dr_Dos> fuck
<nondescript> are
<Minustee> Meantee.
<Eurakarte> ohhh
<Dr_Dos> OH
<nuero> ..

<FSFunky> dos, your avatar is so cute I want to shuggle it... AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO SToP ME


<ler> I'm glad that guy takes the spotlight because I'm sure that if guy or insid wasn't around then I'
<MooseSleep> ps ler guy just left
<MooseSleep> and you're a faggot
<Dr_Dos> buhh buhh i'm ler and i'm dumb
<ler> buhh buhh I'm Dr Dos and I like gay furry porn
<MooseSleep> :ooooooo
<MooseSleep> burn
<Dr_Dos> oh shit
<Dr_Dos> buhh buhh i'm ler and i cry myself to sleep because the liberals are spreading their homosexual agenda throughout america

[Revvy]

EGO STROKING WITH REVVY

why didn't you talk to moose earlier
it would have made everyone that much happier
I didnt know that was moose.
do you know everyone who calls you by their voice o.O
The sarcasm is overwhelming
23:12:41 I didnt know that was moose.
aharthdhfx jnlm
';]
guy you sound like a 8 year old girl fyi
...
yes
" someone wants to talk to me i don't know who it is"
"mom answer pls"
best 30 seconds of my life
hey moose have i ever told you you suck
hey guy have i ever told you that you rock
guy have i ever told you you sound like an 8 year old girl on the phone
and you were scared to talk to me
because you didn't know who i was
hoho
even though i asked for you by name
and you were like hey i don't know who this is but they want to talk to me what do i do ohhh jesus
you could've atleast covered the phone
i wasnt scared, i just had no idea who you were so i decided to give the phone to mom.
your mom sounds hot fyi

i used to have so many breath problems
i'm so happy now
because my retainer's gone
forever
and now it's like "COME CLOSER REVVY LET ME SNIFF YOUR MOUTH BECAUSE IT'S FUNKY FRESH"
<@FSFunky> hahaha
<@FSFunky> random people walking down the street
<@FSFunky> LET ME SMELL THAT MOUTH BOY

goddamit this erotic star wars art takes forever to download funky
try downloading from me
<@FSFunky> I know my upload is very slow because of my dad
<@FSFunky> and it's like 75 MB
<@FSFunky> just cancel that and get your digitalblasphemy stuff
<@FSFunky> panda is faster
funky I didn't even try to download the erotic art
wtf
<@FSFunky> sure you didn't
there was none left on my qeue
and then I was like "finally some digitalblasphemy will start"
and then it added a new erotic picture to my list and started downloading it
:DDD
revvy your computer is a pervert

Last one:

<@Dr_Dos> oh my god
I didn't think the human body CONTAINED that much blood!
<@Fungahhh> oh my god
I didn't think the human body CONTAINED that much blood!
<@Fungahhh> oh my god
oh my god
I didn't think the human body CONTAINED that much blood!
<@Fungahhh> oh my god
<@Fungahhh> oh my god
I didn't think the human body CONTAINED that much blood!
<@Fungahhh> oh my god
<@Fungahhh> oh my god
<@Fungahhh> oh my god
I didn't think the human body CONTAINED that much blood!
oh my god
I didn't think the human body CONTAINED that much blood!
oh my god
I didn't think the human body CONTAINED that much blood!
I didn't think the human body CONTAINED that much blood!
I didn't think the human body CONTAINED that much blood!
oh my god
I didn't think the human body CONTAINED that much blood!
I didn't think the human body CONTAINED that much blood!
oh my god
<@Fungahhh> oh my god
<@Fungahhh> oh my god
<@Dr_Dos> oh my god
<@Fungahhh> oh my god
<@Dr_Dos> oh my god
<@Dr_Dos> oh my god
<@Dr_Dos> oh my god
<@Dr_Dos> oh my god
<@Dr_Dos> oh my god
<@gofer-chan> oh my god
oh my god
<@Fungahhh> oh my god
<@Fungahhh> oh my god
<@Fungahhh> oh my god
<@Dr_Dos> oh my god
<@Fungahhh> oh my god
<@Fungahhh> oh my god
<@gofer-chan> oh my god

<@Nadir> ahhahahahahaa you idiots
<@Fungahhh>
<@Nadir> awesome
<@Nadir> oh my god
This is what happens when two scripts have sex

It's really difficult digging through 30 MB of logs searching for anything funny that I've said ;_;

[Zenith Nadir]

you know what the hell with it

i'm posting the furry diaper fetish comic log

there's at least three excellent quotes in this one

<Nadir> now to read the comic
<Nadir> i have an odd burning sensation in the back of my head
<Dr_Dos> the comic has a great line
<Dr_Dos> which i'm 100% sure you'll quote
<Nadir> i think my scritchy sense is tingling.
<Nadir> IT'S TIME TO GET PADDED
<Dr_Dos> no
<Nadir> ((LINK REMOVED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT)) NO
<Nadir> I'M INNN...
<Nadir> DIAPERS!
<Dr_Dos> yes <3
<Nadir> oh this is the worst comic i've ever read
<Nadir> seriously
<mOdac> ew jesus
<Dr_Dos> i think i'll agree
<Nadir> it's worse than that other diaper stuff
<mOdac>
<Nadir> i'm actually close to crying right now
<Nadir> tears of despair
<Dr_Dos> i read that as tears of diaper
<Nadir> awesome
<mOdac> man that is just an ugly reflection of humanity
<Dr_Dos> yes
<mOdac> we should probably all be killed for this
<Nadir> now he's playing video games in diapers
<Dr_Dos> haha yes
<Nadir> modac yes
<mOdac> just existing while someone is making that
<mOdac> should be punishable by death
<Nadir> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<Nadir> he pissed himself while playing video games and now he has an erection
<Nadir> diaper erection
<craycpanda> wtf
<Dr_Dos> yes
<craycpanda> oh god
<Nadir> now he is masturbating
<mOdac> (((
<Nadir> then he put the diaper in the trash and took a shower
<Nadir> and his parents came home
<Nadir> and he's all
<Nadir> THE PERFECT CRIME
<Nadir> it is not perfect
<Dr_Dos> hahaha
<Nadir> this comic is the opposite of perfect
<Dr_Dos> <foxmom> why is there a dirty diaper in the trash
<Nadir> oh god i want to die now
<craycpanda> i wish we never would have found these things
<mOdac> so do I
<Nadir> brb cutting wrists
<mOdac> this is like reading the necronomicon
<Nadir> yes
<mOdac> you're tampering with satan himself

[Dr Lancer-X]

#ncp VS freedom of speech XD

[16:34] <@Syntax[GONE]> Lancer: That's a retarded opinion. :P
[16:34] > I care very little for politics.
[16:35] > I have no ideology
[16:35] > My political are simply based on my opinions.
[16:35] <@Syntax[GONE]> Yeah, but where do your opinions come from?
[16:35] <@Syntax[GONE]> Rolling fucking dice?
[16:35] > Not those sprouting from a central ideology
[16:35] > Syntax: I don't know. Where the hell do opinions come from?
[16:36] <mad> lancer: Well, everybody's political stuff are based on opinions, and never straight gospel from a camp
[16:36] <@Syntax[GONE]> Lander: My opinions come from reasonable conclusions derived from core principles.
[16:37] <@Syntax[GONE]> I don't just make shit up and decide it must be correct.
[16:37] > I don't decide my opinions to be correct
[16:37] <@Syntax[GONE]> If you don't know WHY you have an opinion, chances are it's not a worthwhile opinion.
[16:37] > I accept them as my views
[16:37] > And, quite frankly, I don't overly give a shit about mine, or anyone else's, political opinion
[16:37] <@Syntax[GONE]> Yeah, that's kind of obvious.
[16:38] > It would have been better if the political compass asked more practical questions
[16:38] <@Syntax[GONE]> So, what, you'd rather just let other people run your life for you? No desire to shape things in a way you'd prefer?
[16:38] > Rather than those purely related to politicals..
[16:38] <mad> lancer: Like what eh?
[16:38] > Syntax: What?
[16:38] > I don't care what the government does
[16:38] > To an extent
[16:39] <mad> So if tomorrow morning, governement declares draft, do you care?

[Dr Lancer-X]

Actually, while we're at it:

[06:36] <@Exophase> But Lancer since when do you write?
[06:36] > Exo: I love writing.
[06:36] <@Exophase> Really now :P
[06:36] > I'm just not good at game plot etc.
[06:36] > That doesn't work for me.
[06:36] <Insidi[FF7]> uhmmm
[06:36] > But I do like writing
[06:36] <@Exophase> Game plot is like, very low level writing.
[06:37] <@Exophase> If you can't write a good game plot..
[06:37] <Insidi[FF7]> whats a linux based Playstation emulator?
[06:37] <migraine_boy> it's true
[06:37] > Exo: That's bullshit
[06:37] <@Exophase> ePSXe!
[06:37] <Insidi[FF7]> I thought ePSXe had a linux port
[06:37] <@Exophase> Dur
[06:37] <SeventhShade> Not necessarily.
[06:37] <@Exophase> Lancer; How so?
[06:37] > And besides the point.
[06:37] <migraine_boy> well
[06:37] <Insidi[FF7]> ... This site says "Windows only"
[06:37] <@Exophase> Insidious; Yes it does.
[06:37] <@Exophase> "This site" is wrong.
[06:37] <migraine_boy> you CAN write a huge essay as a plot for a game
[06:37] > You can't compare the two, because they are very different styles of writing
[06:37] <migraine_boy> but it can just as easily be like
[06:37] <@Exophase> I've ran ePSXe on Linux.
[06:37] <migraine_boy> STOP THE ALIENS!
[06:37] <Insidi[FF7]> well wheres the official site for ePSXe?
[06:37] > And besides, you don't actually WRITE the story to a game
[06:37] <@Exophase> Lancer; Okay, put it this way..
[06:37] > like you do with a novel
[06:37] <@Exophase> You may have to put a lot into making a movie...
[06:37] <SeventhShade> A game could have a very involved plot. No does it, though.
[06:38] <SeventhShade> no one
[06:38] <@Exophase> But I think that anyone who can't make a good movie plot will suck even more at writing books.
[06:38] <ler> home
[06:38] <Insidi[FF7]> Seventh: FF7 has a very involved plot.
[06:38] <Micah> hay
[06:38] <ler> HI HI HI HI
[06:38] <@Exophase> Because a novel plot is like the plot of a game/movie, only it has to rely far more on.. quality.

[Micah]

<Insidious> Asians always look younger
<Insidious> at least in my experience.
<Micah> Insid if you didnt masturbate to illegal porn they wouldnt appear younger =(
<Insidious> hah.
<Insidious> you funny man.
<Insidious> the closest I've ever gotten to that was some 16 year old girl on RateMyRack who broke the rules and posted her rack.

[Zenith Nadir]

lancer's quotes were boring

zero worth and validity, etc

[weasel]

From some other chat room:

<molo> C:\>ping god
<molo> Ping request could not find host god. Please check the name and try again.
<molo> it's true, god doesn't exist
<mrmin123> maybe he's just having DNS problems

And from an AIM conversation (real name omitted):

<Bro> my mind, i've decided, is like a pizza cutter. it's very sharp and exacting on one end, and very dull on the other end. while one end is capable of dividing things right down the middle and tracing sewing patterns and soforth, the other end just makes a thunk noise when you hit stuff with it