[duvel]

Yeah, uh, you can stop with the whole triple post thing now. Most people would consider that post farming, and most people don't like post farming.

[Stephi-chan]

Who the fuck is Agent Smith?

[Zenith Nadir]

exo why waste time, just save everyone a lot of hassle and do it now

i mean i think it's pretty obvious that he's as obnoxious as he was last time around

[Revvy]

What everyone else has said.

[Bramble]

I have NO idea...still, genansmith, you've half-way made yourself a "member" in just one day. 14 more posts and you're there.

[asgromo]

Agent Smith, on Nov 29 2004, 11:19 PM, said:

Pyro1588, on Nov 30 2004, 01:54 AM, said:

hello. your signature is still too tall. and you are still triple-posting. and still overusing emoticons. and still being overly-critical but claiming others are the ones being overly-critical.

but other than that, welcome back! 

Stop your pathetic whining. I'm not interested in your groundless complaints.

To the others who didn't bitch and moan, thanx for the welcome back.

Hah! I see our loathsome friend "Agent Smith" has made his return to our electronic community at last! Perhaps he can once again bring the inhabitants of DigitalMZX the pompous, simplistic, and mindless critiques of their personalities and opinions they so desperately require. We, of course, are all quite entranced by his painfully prepubescent bitching. Ever the creative one, you're happy to grace us with your Adobe PhotoShop skills, and your excellent knowledge of the popular "The Matrix" motion picture trlogy. Agent Smith, my dear lad, let me extend a welcome to you with open arms, and congratulate you on your new-found confidence.

[commodorejohn]

What Asgromo said.

[Pyro1588]

actually, we should all call him granny smith, because that's the name of a nice sour apple that makes really good carmeled apples and it's a lot more interesting than some random character out of the matrix.

it's that time again boys and girls! post dissection time!

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I see some didn't miss me.

yup. can't you figure out how to take a hint?

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Thanx for the welcome back.

this had to be a seperate post? look at how much i can cram into one post. can't you manage to get just a little more content into one post instead of just post farming?

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Unfortunataly this would indicate that certain members here still shoot their mouth off with unecessary abuse without knowing what they are on about.

yeah, one of these member just popped back up and felt he needed to make an entire thread consisting of two words. yes, we remember you. some of us are still trying to forget. and you shoot your mouth off more than even gofer does.

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This thread was not an introduction, kid.

more like the eerie silence before a storm.

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Firstly, that was a typo. I know how to spell "unfortunately".

dude, he never said you didn't know how to spell it. he just said you misspelled it.
and yeah, my spelling sucks, but i am okay with that now.

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Secondly, you truly are quite pathetic if you care so much about the amount people are posting and how often they use emoticons. It's of very little significance.

except it's annoying. of course, you are also the guy who thinks that pissing everyone on the whole freakin forum off is of little significance.

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Third, putting someone down for not spelling something correctly shows that you truly are desperate in your attempt to find something about someone to have a go at them for. Wake up to yourself.

oh come on. let's take a look at some of your comments about other people:

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"You are classic example of the infantile intellect I am dealing with here."
"And you clearly have an IQ lower than your current room temperature."
"Some people simply don't like TRUTHS being pointed out to them, lack the capacity and intelligence to reply rationally and instead respond with vitriolic abuse, like many here have with my posts in the past."
"Your intellect is clearly as infantile as chan's in that case."
"How infantile. Grow up, kid."
"Probably cos many feel they got no hope in hell of getting any action from a real girl and feel they have to chat up chicks on an internet MB?"
"You clearly take your messageboarding way too seriously......   
Maybe it's the absence of significant things in your real life that make this the case?"
"Stop your pathetic whining. I'm not interested in your groundless complaints."

do i make my point? you manage to find a whole lot more fault with a whole lot more people than john did with you. now shut up and leave my brother alone. he made a valid point in his post. you make three posts and couldn't make a single valid point.
also, when going through your list of posts, the first half dozen were all in this topic. more on that later.

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Hey there Agent.

And everyone else... Damn man... he wasn't THAT bad... 04.gif

Cheers. You speak FULL TRUTH.

yeah, in your point of view, i'm sure that you weren't that bad. but let's not forget that your point of view is what has lead you to make numerous blatant insults.

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Stop your pathetic whining. I'm not interested in your groundless complaints.

and i'm not interested in your triple posting, blatant insults, arrogant attitude, ad hominem attacks against my brother, and your annoyingly-large (remember, some of us are on dial-up and 800x600 crappy monitors) signature, but does that stop you? unless you're going to start listening to what some other people around here are saying, i'm sure as hell not going to listen to your requests.

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To the others who didn't bitch and moan, thanx for the welcome back.

i'm still trying to figure out how you got as many neutral or even friendly posts as you did.

about triple posting: stop it. it's annoying. it means i have to look at your darned signature three times in a row. heck, when i went to look into your posts, the first seven were in this thread. your total wordcount in this thread so far is 145, with an average of 21 words per post, which i'll admit is a major improvement over your previous posting habits. and at least your emoticon use averages out to one per post in this thread.

overal rating: 0/10
dude, learn how to post. heck, learn how to communicate. or even more important, learn that there are other people in the world besides agentsmith. i'm not sure if you realized this, but the people on this forum are human too. maybe if you start treating them like humans instead of some kind of missing-link species, we'll actually listen to you. until then, try to have something in your posts besides mindless flaming.

exo: can i ban him? pretty please?

edit: tags

This post has been edited by Pyro1588: 01 December 2004 - 03:24 AM

[Bramble]

thus comes about another long post by pyro where he sticks it to his subject and wins =D

[Zenith Nadir]

guys stop making long posts about what a douche he is

you'll only encourage him

[Bramble]

yikes, really?

[Pyro1588]

i doubt it encourages him. my theory is that by the time he reads through all of my post, he'll have forgotten what this thread's about and he'll leave. but if it does just encourage him, he'll just get banned. either way, problem is solved =P

oh and that dissection was to commemorate my 2580th post =D

[commodorejohn]

I find it interesting how he calls everyone he disagrees with "kid." Wonder how old he is in real life? My guess is thirteen or fourteen.

[Dr Lancer-X]

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actually, we should all call him granny smith, because that's the name of a nice sour apple that makes really good carmeled apples and it's a lot more interesting than some random character out of the matrix.

It's stupid when you start using NICKNAMES as part of a point against someone.

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it's that time again boys and girls! post dissection time!

And the point is? You haven't DISSECTED the posts at all. Just collated them.

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yup. can't you figure out how to take a hint?

Uncalled for, and doesn't back up anything.

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this had to be a seperate post? look at how much i can cram into one post. can't you manage to get just a little more content into one post instead of just post farming?

Having seperate posts per topic of discussion is not 'post farming' at all. In any case, look at his post count. It's clear that, if anyone is post farming, it's not him.

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yeah, one of these member just popped back up and felt he needed to make an entire thread consisting of two words.

Having a thread topic consisting of two words is nothing to attack someone about.

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yes, we remember you. some of us are still trying to forget. and you shoot your mouth off more than even gofer does.

And attacking another member in the middle of the same discussion as a relative comparison of lameness is nothing short of immature.

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more like the eerie silence before a storm.

Again, irrelevant.

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dude, he never said you didn't know how to spell it. he just said you misspelled it.
and yeah, my spelling sucks, but i am okay with that now.

Agreed.

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except it's annoying. of course, you are also the guy who thinks that pissing everyone on the whole freakin forum off is of little significance.

Post dissecting to reply to flamebait is pointless, and unnecessary. Ignore flaimbait.

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oh come on. let's take a look at some of your comments about other people:

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"You are classic example of the infantile intellect I am dealing with here."

** RSTFB **

"Stop your pathetic whining. I'm not interested in your groundless complaints."

I'm sure if I scanned all your posts, I could find a host of similar replies.

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do i make my point? you manage to find a whole lot more fault with a whole lot more people than john did with you. now shut up and leave my brother alone. he made a valid point in his post. you make three posts and couldn't make a single valid point.

Agent Smith did not originally find any fault with people, until they began flamebaiting him. Wouldn't it have made more sense to leave HIM alone in the first place, rather than having to go through this.

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also, when going through your list of posts, the first half dozen were all in this topic. more on that later.

Irrelevant.

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yeah, in your point of view, i'm sure that you weren't that bad. but let's not forget that your point of view is what has lead you to make numerous blatant insults.

Considering that this entire topic is your 'point of view', this comment is redundant. Of course it's his point of view, it's his post! He doesn't need you to clarify that it's his point of view.

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and i'm not interested in your triple posting, blatant insults, arrogant attitude, ad hominem attacks against my brother,

Irrelevant point. He was baited.

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and your annoyingly-large (remember, some of us are on dial-up and 800x600 crappy monitors) signature, but does that stop you?

His signature isn't that big anyway. Even on 800x600. Besides, you don't have to view member signatures if you don't want to. (it's an option on the control panel, IIRC)

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unless you're going to start listening to what some other people around here are saying, i'm sure as hell not going to listen to your requests.

Fighting fire with fire, huh? Yeah, that's the solution to everything, right?

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i'm still trying to figure out how you got as many neutral or even friendly posts as you did.

Partly because a lot of the people on these boards don't feel the need to reply as venomously as you do.

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about triple posting: stop it. it's annoying. it means i have to look at your darned signature three times in a row.

With separate topics, this is an irrelevant point. The amount of posts gained is far too negligible. Again, you don't have to view signatures. Even if IB doesn't let you disable member signatures, you can simply configure your browser to block images from the URL in question. No-one's making you look at it.

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heck, when i went to look into your posts, the first seven were in this thread. your total wordcount in this thread so far is 145, with an average of 21 words per post, which i'll admit is a major improvement over your previous posting habits. and at least your emoticon use averages out to one per post in this thread.

Is there any point to this? So you don't like the person's posting style. It's irrelevant.

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overal rating: 0/10
dude, learn how to post. heck, learn how to communicate. or even more important, learn that there are other people in the world besides agentsmith. i'm not sure if you realized this, but the people on this forum are human too. maybe if you start treating them like humans instead of some kind of missing-link species, we'll actually listen to you. until then, try to have something in your posts besides mindless flaming.

You're just flamebaiting him. This is unnecessary. Post dissections like this only lead to further attacks.

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exo: can i ban him? pretty please?

Asking an admin to ban another member is frowned upon. In any case, the offenses he has committed so far certainly do not warrant a ban.

Please think before doing something like this to increase your own credibility or WHATEVER you think you're trying by doing this.

~ Lancer-X

[Seventh Shade]

Lancer wins this thread. Also, there are plenty of annoying people around who would just go away if ignored. Some people thrive off any sort of attention.

[Xeirxes]

Wow, Agent Smith is really following his character role...

Snobby, belligerent, and he keeps coming back

That was just my first impression though. Welcome back, I hope that my first impression was wrong

[Torte]

Seventh Shade, on Dec 1 2004, 06:04 AM, said:

Lancer wins this thread.

I completley agree. And hi Agent Smith.

[ShloobeR]

now someone else will post something long and silly and everyone will be all 'oh man -x- wins this thread!'

[Stephi-chan]

I WIN THIS THREAD.

[Bramble]

cheers.

*wack face with monitor*

vow to try and not spam up threads though it's tempting on this one.

*grovel along the keyboard*

This post has been edited by Bramblekid: 01 December 2004 - 04:06 PM

[Pyro1588]

well, i really don't know what to say. i didn't think that my post was that bad, but apparently lancer did. okay, then.
i'm not sure that i was out of line, but if people think i am, then i'm sorry. i wasn't trying to be. i was just trying to point out a few things. but as before, if i'm out of line, i'm honestly sorry.

edit: oh yeah, about my gofer comment. i didn't mean it the way it came across and, if i could, would remove it. it wasn't meant to be a flame against gofer, but i didn't stop and think about it until after i had posted. sorry about this and my apologies to gofer.

This post has been edited by Pyro1588: 01 December 2004 - 07:22 PM

[Nytar]

Xeirxes, on Dec 1 2004, 12:10 AM, said:

Wow, Agent Smith is really following his character role...

Snobby, belligerent, and he keeps coming back :)

Isn't that the reason he comes here? It seems like he does this just for fun, despite knowing how annoying it is to other people.

[hob nado]

Oh, Lord almighty. I'm coming out of my sabbatical early just for this thread, and I'd like to say this:

51 replies, 637 views.

YOU IDIOTS ARE GIVING HIM EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS

[Wervyn]

It is the post I have been waiting for all my life. Es wins this thread.

And with that, I think we've had quite enough of this by now, don't you agree?

"I feel invigorated, at the top of my form! I could walk up a flight of stairs, even!"