[XColX]

[url="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...le&friendID=476"]http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...le&friendID=476[/url]

^^ That's one of the funniest things I've read in years...I mean, is that guy actually for real, or is it some kind big joke?

It's just hilarious how desperate he is for a very specific type of girlfriend, and yet he seems to think that his ridiculously over-the-top myspace page, with "positioned DIV windows on a transparent overlay" is going to get him one.

I actually feel kinda sorry for him, but still... it's comedy at its best.

[VinceP]

That's gotharific!

[Castlevania]

That's probably the most fucked-up thing I have ever seen.

[asgromo]

This and the fact that we're paying attention to it is why they say youth is wasted on the young. -___-

[Sai'ke]

Angela 0rosco: oh noes
Angela 0rosco: he has dyed black hair and red make-up
Angela 0rosco: he is SO deep, i could never possibly understand him
seconded

and wow dude seriously ... his DIV positioning is absolutely amazing!

[VinceP]

This will easily become the most popular thread in less then a day.

[XColX]

ROFLMAO

I must've read virtually every word of it now... I mean come on, this guy likes The Rasmus, it's gotta be a joke.

It's the whole girl thing that I find funniest. He's the fussiest guy in the world, but he needs to learn that beggars can't be choosers. Anyway, if what he says is true, he's getting 600 messages a day, so that can't be bad. Wonder how many of them are insults though.

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Things I like in a girl:
?Share common interests.
?Loving.
?Caring.
?Being Atheist or close to it.
?Enjoy Computers.
?Gothic.
?Be able to hang out often.
?Not obsessive.
?Not hard to get.
?Don't cheat.

Good luck mate.

[Dr Lancer-X]

I thought the 'Not obsessive' was funnier, but whatever =P

also I just had a look at the guy, and there's this TV show called The Tribe and he'd be perfect on it

[Nash]

whoa, that's probably the most pimped out myspace page i've seen yet...

although the biggest myspace celebrity currently i think is xmatthewx with a total of 74994 friends.

[Nash]

XColX, on Jul 15 2005, 05:01 PM, said:

It's the whole girl thing that I find funniest. He's the fussiest guy in the world, but he needs to learn that beggars can't be choosers. Anyway, if what he says is true, he's getting 600 messages a day, so that can't be bad. Wonder how many of them are insults though.

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Things I like in a girl:
?Share common interests.
?Loving.
?Caring.
?Being Atheist or close to it.
?Enjoy Computers.
?Gothic.
?Be able to hang out often.
?Not obsessive.
?Not hard to get.
?Don't cheat.

Good luck mate.

hey i dunno dude, you can meet mad girls on myspace, i know that from personal experience, and i only have 119 friends, god knows how many chicks are on his ass with 10,000+ friends...

[XColX]

nashizzle, on Jul 15 2005, 10:20 PM, said:

whoa, that's probably the most pimped out myspace page i've seen yet...

although the biggest myspace celebrity currently i think is xmatthewx with a total of 74994 friends.

The most awesome thing about that is that xmatthewx has gained 3 friends since you made that post.

[djtiesto]

nashizzle, on Jul 15 2005, 10:20 PM, said:

whoa, that's probably the most pimped out myspace page i've seen yet...

although the biggest myspace celebrity currently i think is xmatthewx with a total of 74994 friends.

Haha, he's from Madison, AL (that's where I was for training)... not too much to do except eat and go on myspace and search for friends I guess

[Exophase]

This guy is a tremendous idiot. Nearly everything he wrote on that page reeks of idiocy.

- Exo

[Skylark]

I've never seen the word "me" so many times on one page. Or "I".

This nearly has to be a joke, right? Either that, or like Exo said, he is an idiot.

[Trev-MUN]

Heh, I'm hoping for the guy's intelligence that his whole journal is just one big parody. It looks like he's mocking various groups at once, at least ...

[Ando]

Didn't wildweasel have a site like this once?

[Exophase]

The odds of this being a joke are fairly slim, for what it's worth.

- Exo

[weasel]

Ando, on Jul 15 2005, 06:01 PM, said:

Didn't wildweasel have a site like this once?

I don't think so...

[Koji]

This is his friend.... -trying not to laugh-

I want a copy of the necronomicon too!

Brad's not totally horrible, he's very good at Mario games and says he can beat you in any of his games! LMFAO

How can someone so goth play something so spazticly happy and colorful?

This post has been edited by Koji: 16 July 2005 - 09:00 AM

[Spectere]

XColX, on Jul 15 2005, 05:08 PM, said:

"positioned DIV windows on a transparent overlay"

AND HE'S NOT GOING TO TELL YOU HOW TO DO THAT BTW LOL

One thing that I absolutely love: keep the following quote in mind:

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I talk very intelligently by using large well articulated words.

HOLY CRAP AN INTELLECT. He should be pretty good at typing, seeing as he loves computers and all. And he says that he does talk very intelligently. Hmm...let's read through, shall we?

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if you don?t get that, damn that suck?s.

Quote

Well first off, threatening is ageist the regulations.

That's just in one section and I spotted a few other typos and misspellings. And...uh, ageist? Oi.

P.S. Koji, best picture ever.

[Pyro1588]

DOES THIS GUY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO?!
i mean, he's developed this huge personal page with 1337 html code (that he's not going to tell you how to do.) doesn't he have a job? or a life? or something to do besides making stupid websites?

[Trev-MUN]

Spectere, on Jul 16 2005, 05:29 AM, said:

That's just in one section and I spotted a few other typos and misspellings. And...uh, ageist? Oi.

Especially when you consider how much it takes to typo the word 'against' into 'ageist' ...

When I read that at first I thought he was saying something about discrimination towards certain ages of people ...

[Spectere]

Trev-MUN, on Jul 16 2005, 08:53 AM, said:

Especially when you consider how much it takes to typo the word 'against' into 'ageist' ...

Exactly. Seriously, my brain hurts just thinking about the logistics of that.

[XColX]

Pyro1588, on Jul 16 2005, 12:48 PM, said:

DOES THIS GUY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO?!
i mean, he's developed this huge personal page with 1337 html code (that he's not going to tell you how to do.) doesn't he have a job? or a life? or something to do besides making stupid websites?

I think it basically IS his life. It's certainly his chosen method of meeting people, so I don't suppose he has to go outdoors that often.

Dunno about a job...but he doesn't look older than about 18-19 to me.

[hob nado]

Can we hook him up with this girl?

http://www.nomarriag...perfectguy.html

[Dr_Dos]

[url="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...=20050716193125"]http://profile.myspa...=20050716193125[/url]

Your scary loser beats the scary loser at my school

[Koji]

Your scary loser doesn't have a sense of contrast, where as theirs does

[Pyro1588]

Esdemo1, on Jul 16 2005, 12:13 PM, said:

Can we hook him up with this girl?

http://www.nomarriag...perfectguy.html

all i could think of when i read that was this:


anyway, the main problem i saw with that is that this girl wants everything out of this guy, but she doesn't promise anything in return. doesn't promise honesty, faithfulness, or any of the other things she wants from him.

[Elig]

This picture had me laughing for seriously like five minutes. I mean damn. The upside down crosses are what really do it XD Yes, THIS is really what he looks like


Oh, your so dark, and antichrist like.

[Dr Lancer-X]

It appears the Antichrist is too evil to write compliant HTML.