Don't Ask Insidious Ever
#1
Posted 18 June 2006 - 11:03 PM
<@Tixus> Anyway, I set the year to 1988 for some reason.
<@Tixus> And set the microwave to run for a minute and 28 seconds.
<@Tixus> But it failed to send me back in time, and I was disappointed.
<Insidious> Tixus accidentally microwaved the 80s
<Insidious> that is my takeaway from this
#2
Posted 18 June 2006 - 11:05 PM

<Malwyn> Yes, yes. Don't worry I'd rather masturbate with broken glass than ask you for help again. :(
#5
Posted 19 June 2006 - 12:01 AM
<@Tixus> Anyway, I set the year to 1988 for some reason.
<@Tixus> And set the microwave to run for a minute and 28 seconds.
<@Tixus> But it failed to send me back in time, and I was disappointed.
<Insidious> Tixus accidentally microwaved the 80s
<Insidious> that is my takeaway from this
#6
Posted 19 June 2006 - 03:53 AM
anyway, i've phased out irc, maybe now i can phase out forums. godedrp, thank you for hastening this process. the stupider everything looks around here, the more likely i am to gravitate beyond this fickle waste of time. i owe you one, buddy.
#8
Posted 19 June 2006 - 05:24 PM
Call the police.
#9
Posted 19 June 2006 - 09:27 PM
"it seems obvious that this attempt at humor went over the heads of most dmzxers, and for that reason and that reason only, i have decided to lock this thread. i hope you'll all be more mature in the future."
#11
Posted 19 June 2006 - 11:57 PM
B: Jesus fucking christ these types of threads are stupid. THANKS A LOT BRAMBLEKID
You just HAD to dredge up that piece of GOS artistry and turn it into common trash, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?
Anyway Terryn did this better than you Insid. Therefore you lose at the "take the piss out of the morons" game.
EDIT: Actually I think wildweasel did one of these gay things too. If we want to ask a damn question, that's why we have parents/relatives/friends (if you don't have any of these I'm so sorry
This post has been edited by Skylark: 20 June 2006 - 12:00 AM
#12
Posted 20 June 2006 - 12:25 AM
Skylark, on Jun 19 2006, 07:57 PM, said:
that's also why we have forums
#13
Posted 20 June 2006 - 02:06 AM
barbarian, on Jun 19 2006, 03:27 PM, said:
"it seems obvious that this attempt at humor went over the heads of most dmzxers, and for that reason and that reason only, i have decided to lock this thread. i hope you'll all be more mature in the future."
Yes.
Also hurr I'm burstroc and I'm too good for everyone.
#14
Posted 20 June 2006 - 04:08 AM
or something.
also, i did change a little, didn't i? let's explore why. first, i got a full-time job that requires i wake up at 4:15 am every weekday, at the very latest. sure i get off early, but i end up taking a nap, usually. so it's no better than any other full-time job - in fact, it's worse.
i'm also being used as a message carrier between my dad and my sister, who Just Can't Seem To Get Along. i'm helping them resolve a debate concerning vehicles at the moment. every time there's bad news to pass along and i tell it to either one of them, i have to sit through their long, drawn-out reactions.
now. now do you see why i've changed? it's not easy for a guy to have much self-worth if he feels like a goddamn machine all of the time. but don't take that the wrong way. i'm not complaining. there are those on this board alone, i'm sure, who have it a bit rougher than i do. what i'm trying to say is, if i'm twice as arrogant, rude, and just plain motherfuckerish as i was before, there are your reasons.
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#15
Posted 20 June 2006 - 04:14 AM
This post has been edited by LostOne: 20 June 2006 - 04:16 AM
#16
Posted 20 June 2006 - 04:40 AM
- Bertrand Potato
#18
Posted 20 June 2006 - 05:26 AM
burstroc, on Jun 20 2006, 02:08 PM, said:
:[
Actually I like you better this way. Don't change.

<Malwyn> Yes, yes. Don't worry I'd rather masturbate with broken glass than ask you for help again. :(
#21
Posted 20 June 2006 - 10:49 AM
"about the only aisle a guy can walk into in that store and still feel heterosexual is the candy aisle."
"It had a very sinister appearance," Coakley told reporters. "It had a battery behind it, and wires."
#22
Posted 20 June 2006 - 11:24 AM
#23
Posted 20 June 2006 - 01:00 PM
Anyway, I'm slowly getting over my problems and trying to fix things up with people, so... sorry.
"about the only aisle a guy can walk into in that store and still feel heterosexual is the candy aisle."
"It had a very sinister appearance," Coakley told reporters. "It had a battery behind it, and wires."
#24
Posted 20 June 2006 - 03:55 PM
Skylark, on Jun 20 2006, 06:24 AM, said:
maybe sugar in aussieland
here it's HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP which is in everything and conveniently launched a huge upward trend in obesity the second it was put in everything!
<Exophase> HES STEALING MAH AIRSHIP!!!!!!11111111
#25
Posted 20 June 2006 - 07:34 PM
...Trainwreck. <3

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