Holy beans though I thought the big old red bad grade at the end there would be enough to establish precisely how serious I'm not being, or maybe the other more subtle hints like actually calling someone a "jerk hole," but I'm not going to use the "haha did you take me seriously" staple internet defense, I'd just like to point it out. But I will take a moment here to be entirely serious as I point out precisely how silly you are.
See, you're really silly. Like, sheesh. Like, I think you're super funny, and that's why I like to egg you on. I don't know if you can count that as mean-spirited or harsh; I'd only go so far as to call it annoying.
Also, I'd like to take a second to ponder your language. Do you actually describe
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Is it just me, or does Guy seem to basically make the same game over and over again?
as "constructive criticism?" Where, precisely, does this criticism
construct? It isn't like you said, "Judging by the three or four screenshots of your games I have seen, you seem to create a lot of very thematically similar games." Actually, that wouldn't be constructive criticism either, it would be more like a
comment. I don't know. I just think that if I'm guilty of being entirely unconstructive in my criticisms, you are as well.
Now let's refer to your criticisms of my person! No, I don't actually consider myself an "expert on the Japanese language." I certainly speak it much better than all but maybe one person here, but that's like saying that, compared to someone with no legs, the incredibly fat guy is an expert at running.
Lastly, I wanted to let this one just slide with the "(i'm gay)" comment, but I see an opportunity to be preachy and you know I'd never miss one of those. Did you never even see my avatar, first of all? I mean, like, sheesh. Jeez. Second of all, why would you assume the reason I speak Japanese is something as shallow as hooking up with Japanese women? I assure you it's much, much shallower than that. But I'm more interested in the fact that you went ahead and assumed I was straight. Why would you do that? I actually think that's offensive, that you would be so much a puppet of our heteronormative culture that you would, without any prior knowledge and even in the face of evidence to the contrary, go ahead and assume I was heterosexual. You've made an ass of U and me, pal, but mostly U!
also point out where other people "owned" me exactly because the only person
I belong to is the love of my life and future husband CJA.