So the statistics caught up to me is all. It's not unlucky, it's just that I was to lucky for to long, and I was just due for some misfortune.
However, statistical speaking I'm STILL on top though.
I still don't have a ticket and remain to have a completely clean slate as far as the state is concerned. I don't even have my fingerprints on file. My brother has those and all he did was walk around the neighborhood passed 10pm.
I?ve yet to break a bone.
I don?t have any major scars despite my many injuries (The only scars I can think of are two, one on either hand, a pair of garden sheers were thrown through one?s palm and the other was slit on the palm with some glass I rested my weight against.
Yet I still have full use of each finger and no tendons were damaged in either injury in the least.
I am lean despite my eating habits
I beat a 3/4 chance of having diabetes.
I did not die at birth despite being born on the nurses lunch break, and my mom was not treated, my dad delivered me in 15 minutes and despite my being born still inside my embryonic sack my father with no medical training was still able to puncture the sack releasing me before I suffocated. And THEN the nurse entered.
And I?ve several other good fortunes which I simply just don?t feel like listing right now. Maybe later... but I suppose that?s more than you ever wanted to know about me.

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