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Seeing as we're talking about messed-up, self-imporant weirdos, I was going to post a link to www.maryromantic.com. Alas, it has since departed and been replaced with a crappy search page.
But a-ha! Thanks to the wonders of the Wayback Machine, I can show you this fruitcake in all her glory.
Main page. Mary explains how utterly wonderful she is and how any man would be crazy to pass her up. If you ignore the photo, that is.
And then, the piece de resistance: if you want to e-mail Mary to announce your intentions, you HAVE to e-mail her with this script she's prepared.
Lovely, lovely lady. I wonder if she's still single?
Check this guy out! He's becoming an internet celebrity...
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Pyro1588 
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Posted 17 July 2005 - 01:28 PM
it's like, a buisness agreement!
she also likes runon sentances...
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I'm very loving, affectionate, honest, faithful, gentle, strong, empathetic, compassionate, romantic, open, intelligent, wise, articulate, rational, logical, objective, practical, analytical, philosophical, existentialistic, passionate, eccentric, and fun.
she also likes runon sentances...
<Tox> bah. I may as well give in and shop australia. D:
<pyro1588> "welcome to australia, can i help you find what you're looking for?"
<Tox> pyro1588, I'm giving you the most reproachful of glares right now.
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<exophase> The old Commodore strategy of, "Go friggin' bankrupt!"
<wervyn> Go away! I'm writing the same engine I always do!
<pyro1588> "welcome to australia, can i help you find what you're looking for?"
<Tox> pyro1588, I'm giving you the most reproachful of glares right now.
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Go show those nutty Koreans what us crazy Europeans are made of pirate.gif pirate.gif pirate.gif - Saike
<exophase> The old Commodore strategy of, "Go friggin' bankrupt!"
<wervyn> Go away! I'm writing the same engine I always do!
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Pyro1588
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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:54 AM
okay, you're right. it's not. it's just a way-too-long sentance.
<Tox> bah. I may as well give in and shop australia. D:
<pyro1588> "welcome to australia, can i help you find what you're looking for?"
<Tox> pyro1588, I'm giving you the most reproachful of glares right now.
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Go show those nutty Koreans what us crazy Europeans are made of pirate.gif pirate.gif pirate.gif - Saike
<exophase> The old Commodore strategy of, "Go friggin' bankrupt!"
<wervyn> Go away! I'm writing the same engine I always do!
<pyro1588> "welcome to australia, can i help you find what you're looking for?"
<Tox> pyro1588, I'm giving you the most reproachful of glares right now.
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Go show those nutty Koreans what us crazy Europeans are made of pirate.gif pirate.gif pirate.gif - Saike
<exophase> The old Commodore strategy of, "Go friggin' bankrupt!"
<wervyn> Go away! I'm writing the same engine I always do!
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 04:39 PM
This guys taste in movies made me chuckle...
A couple horror films, The Grudge, Saw, Scream, House on Haunted Hill... and pretty much every other scary movie ever made, then suddenly... the Incredibles? Heh.
A couple horror films, The Grudge, Saw, Scream, House on Haunted Hill... and pretty much every other scary movie ever made, then suddenly... the Incredibles? Heh.
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 05:03 PM
ZzCrook, on Jul 19 2005, 11:39 AM, said:
A couple horror films, The Grudge, Saw, Scream, House on Haunted Hill... and pretty much every other scary movie ever made, then suddenly... the Incredibles? Heh.
Because he identifies with misunderstood kids that also have amazing superpowers. =D
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 05:24 PM
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 05:24 PM
ZzCrook, on Jul 19 2005, 04:39 PM, said:
This guys taste in movies made me chuckle...
A couple horror films, The Grudge, Saw, Scream, House on Haunted Hill... and pretty much every other scary movie ever made, then suddenly... the Incredibles? Heh.
A couple horror films, The Grudge, Saw, Scream, House on Haunted Hill... and pretty much every other scary movie ever made, then suddenly... the Incredibles? Heh.
That's kinda what had me thinking it might be a joke... cos the same inconsistencies come up with music. Eiffel 65 are completely out of place in that list.
