A serious burning sensation.
#1
Posted 22 June 2006 - 02:40 AM
A laptop burst into flame at a conference in Japan.
It was a Dell. Go figure.
That could bring a whole new meaning to "a burning sensation in your crotch" if it lit up on your lap.
#3
Posted 22 June 2006 - 04:26 AM

<Malwyn> Yes, yes. Don't worry I'd rather masturbate with broken glass than ask you for help again. :(
#6
Posted 22 June 2006 - 04:45 AM
That's like all of the anti-Microsoft talk going around. People are quick to blame Microsoft when their ATI/nVidia/3Com/Linksys/etc drivers cause a BSOD. I'm not against criticizing companies, but I can't stand when people blame companies for things that aren't their fault.
#8
Posted 22 June 2006 - 05:18 AM
But - the fact that it was a Dell makes it funny.
ha ha ha dude you're getting a melt
#9
Posted 22 June 2006 - 06:10 AM
<@Tixus> Anyway, I set the year to 1988 for some reason.
<@Tixus> And set the microwave to run for a minute and 28 seconds.
<@Tixus> But it failed to send me back in time, and I was disappointed.
<Insidious> Tixus accidentally microwaved the 80s
<Insidious> that is my takeaway from this
#10
Posted 22 June 2006 - 04:03 PM
BUT since you inquire
I am a PC services technician at Circuit City. I repair computers for a living. I see a disproportionate number of Dells, which I expected, since many more people have Dells than any other brand.
However what isn't right is that of the ones I see, most of the other brands suffer from user error, spyware, viruses, etc. A good eight out of ten Dells I see are hardware failures. Dying motherboards, exploding power supplies, screens shorting out, ethernet ports suddenly failing all operation. So it's a disproportionate number of hardware failures to user error in the long run of things.
So you'll have a hard time convincing me that most people own a Dell that isn't a cheap plastic toy. They do make some decent machines. But if 75% of their customers don't buy their decent machines, it's a moot point.
#12
Posted 22 June 2006 - 07:06 PM
astral, on Jun 22 2006, 11:03 AM, said:
However what isn't right is that of the ones I see, most of the other brands suffer from user error, spyware, viruses, etc. A good eight out of ten Dells I see are hardware failures.
I help maintain six schools with a total of ~300 Dells. Out of the latest batch of Optiplex GX280s (a total of about 120 machines) we've had one flaky hard drive and a bad monitor, both of which were replaced very quickly. The GX240/260 systems that we have are just as reliable...we rarely have hardware issues with any of our systems.
At home, I've had a hell of a lot more problems with my old Compaq laptop (CD-RW drive failed soon after I got it, major heat issues, unresponsive keyboard) than I did with my Dell.
It's just like anything else, if you get the lowest end system on the market you're going to have problems with them, and that's what people do.
#13
Posted 22 June 2006 - 08:45 PM
And your experience with their customer service, you're being served from the mass purchase line. Of course they'll replace your machines fast and efficiently, they need the contract. They worked with me easily on the school's computers. I've dealt with trying to get a single machine repaired under warranty for a customer, and they wouldn't even discuss the matter without trying to make me say something that they could use to mark it accidental damage or some other fluke not covered by their insurance. HP/Compaq's customer service is in the same line, really. There aren't very many corps who have a good customer service division for home consumers, save maybe eMachines or Gateway, who offered a full replacement for broken machines on at least four occasions.
While it's wrong to make sweeping generalizations about any manufacturer, I'd venture to say it's worse to say they're better than their reputation because they have a couple things they don't manage to screw up
As far as numbers of machines, I'd say I see about 400 a month, uniques. That includes machines sold with installation/customization packages that I have to perform before they leave the store. (I'm fast as hell, huehueh, tool assisted. I've gotten the process down to 30 minutes on something that takes other people 2 to 3 hours.) The largest percentage of them Dells, but I don't think I could really give you any figures on it. I just know it's enough to warrant us having a logo plate off an old case labelled with a Casio labelmaker that says "DELL AUTHORIZED GRAVEYARD."
But I could stand here all day and harass manufacturers for their terrible machines. Specially the new ones from Sony. I don't know what the hell they were thinking
#14
Posted 22 June 2006 - 09:09 PM
#15
Posted 22 June 2006 - 09:45 PM
astral, on Jun 22 2006, 03:45 PM, said:
I know that they aren't in the same class, but that's not really an issue. If you get a better Dimension system you're going to get something as good as an Optiplex (as far as I can gather, the specs on the lower-end Optiplex/Latitude systems are close to that of the lower-mid-range Dimension/Inspiron systems). My laptop is an Inspiron and about the only feature that I'm "missing" is a hotswap bay (which, granted, is nice to have if the optical drive fails, but its absense is nothing to lose sleep over).
Again, it's just a matter of getting a mid-range system instead of a budget system. You might pay a bit more money, but it's actually going to last.
astral, on Jun 22 2006, 03:45 PM, said:
And here I am thinking that all of the companies make miserable sweatshop products.
astral, on Jun 22 2006, 03:45 PM, said:
I occasionally service personal systems at work (belonging to teachers, staff, etc) and I've dealt with a V2000. That thing is such a piece of junk...the wiring was so bad on it that every time the hard drive was accessed the speakers would fuzz up.
astral, on Jun 22 2006, 03:45 PM, said:
IBM
We used to use IBMs at my old workplace (my previous college). We ordered the systems with internal Zip drives built in. When the computers came in, we found out that they shipped the Zip drives seperately. WE HAD TO INSTALL ALMOST 100 ZIP DRIVES BY OURSELVES.
To make matters even more fun, IBM's PR reps adamantly blamed us, despite us having paperwork that proved them to be in the wrong.
Needless to say, they're now Dell customers.
astral, on Jun 22 2006, 03:45 PM, said:
Our biggest problems with our Dells, now that I think about it, are with the NICs. That's about the only thing we've really needed to change on them, aside from the inevitable hard drive failure.
astral, on Jun 22 2006, 03:45 PM, said:
That's one of the reasons that I'm glad I purchased my laptop through the student purchase program (courtesy of my school). Aside from saving over $300 on this bad boy, I've gotten first-class customer support when I did have to contact them.
Basically, when I specced up my laptop, I forgot something that is vital to any geek who wants an extra 5GB to play with -- a recovery set. You know...GOODBYE, RECOVERY PARTITION. We won't miss ya!
Anyhoo, I realized my mistake soon after my system arrived, and opted to contact support to ask if I can pay the difference and get the recovery set. I even informed them that I was the one at fault.
I get a response early on the next business day. Much to my surprised, the rep apologized (for what, I don't know) and informed me that she had ordered a recovery set to be sent, free of charge, to my home...next day air. They did, in fact, arrive the following day.
astral, on Jun 22 2006, 03:45 PM, said:
Wow, that is pretty good.
In my experience, Gateway has gone downhill somewhat in the last few years. I loved their E-4200 line, but some of the newer Gateways have just been junk. They might have changed in the past year, but that definitely marred my opinion of them.
astral, on Jun 22 2006, 03:45 PM, said:
Sony's just turning into crap, period. At work, we have two bad Sony external DVD+-RW DL burners, several failing internal Sony DVD-ROM/CD-RW combo drives. At home, I have a Sony DVD+-RW drive that sometimes fails to recognize that a disc is in the drive, occasionally choked in mid-burn. I also have two PS2s...I'll give them about three years before they're toast, and I'm only giving them that long because they're V7s.
#16
Posted 22 June 2006 - 10:49 PM
But yeah, most manufacturers are sweatshop using, personal right abusing absurdities of industry. Unfortunately they're a necessity when you don't have time to build 600 machines, you just need to use them
Sony burners have always been garbage for the past few years, actually, everything Sony is doing is going downhill. In the TV realm, Samsung overtook them this year with gusto. Their VAIO line is just a joke now. A poorly scripted joke
#17
Posted 23 June 2006 - 12:26 AM
DUUUUUH DUUUUURRRR I AM TYPING GAAAAAAH BEWEEEEEEEHHHHDBQEUOFVLV
#18
Posted 23 June 2006 - 12:35 AM
I live near you.
Don't make me come up there with a wrench, buddy.
#19
Posted 23 June 2006 - 04:05 PM
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#20
Posted 24 June 2006 - 02:14 AM
astral, on Jun 22 2006, 05:49 PM, said:
Hmm, sounds pretty nice for a pre-built system.
I have a newer, legacy-free Gateway desktop in my basement now, awaiting spyware/virus removal. Not sure what model it is, but it looks pretty clean, inside and out.
astral, on Jun 22 2006, 05:49 PM, said:
Ugh...power supplies.
I've found that using cheap power supplies is like playing Russian roulette with your computer. Just pull the trigger whenever you're about to power it on.
astral, on Jun 22 2006, 05:49 PM, said:
I was looking into Plextor for my next one, but Plextors are expennnnsiiiveee (worth it, from what I hear, but they're still not cheap)...
Pretty much the only reason I went with Sony when I bought the DVD burner is that my previous burner (a Sony 8x4x32 CD-RW burner) is quite possibly the best CD burner I've ever used. It was quick at loading/ejecting discs (something that I can't say about any of the newer Sonys) and it was always pretty snappy about reading them. Not to mention that IT STILL WORKS WELL.
My DVD burner, however, started showing signs of death after only owning it for about a year and a half.
Koji, on Jun 22 2006, 07:26 PM, said:
DUUUUUH DUUUUURRRR I AM TYPING GAAAAAAH BEWEEEEEEEHHHHDBQEUOFVLV
I would flame you, Koji, but you're already too hot to touch.
#21
Posted 24 June 2006 - 07:28 AM
I guess the biggest complaint I have with them otherwise is the fact that they come with equipment that needs drivers from their site alone.
#22
Posted 24 June 2006 - 04:18 PM
Xeirxes, on Jun 24 2006, 02:28 AM, said:
The 32MB FAT partition? NO, don't get rid of that! That partition contains quite possibly the most comprehensive all-in-one hardware diagnostic/information package that I've seen in years.
If you're referring to the 5GB restore partition, yeah, by all means, wipe that out if you have the original media.
#23
Posted 24 June 2006 - 10:05 PM

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