Without a doubt the most Dadaist offering weasel has ever graced us with, SimStapler is exactly what it says on the tin: you're given a virtual stapler, and you can virtually staple with it. Splendid, indeed. Predictably, though, the humor and replay value only lasts as long as it takes for you to get bored with it, which, for me, was about 21 seconds in. I must admit, though, it was a nice looking stapler.