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Kuddy: /* Guy Frendink */

2009-12-20T20:05:02Z

Guy Frendink

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	A character that somehow manages to embody both ''Beavis'' and ''Butthead'' into one person. Chuck is always armed with a slingshot and an infinite supply of high explosives, though more often than not there is little reason to use either of them. No matter where he works, ''Chuck'' always ends up being employed as a janitor. He resents being dragged into ''Inmate'''s business, and really just wants to have fun by any means necessary. Of the six party members that can be acquired in ''Cans 3'', ''Chuck'' is the only one that does not attack with a melee weapon. This does not affect his damage at all.		A character that somehow manages to embody both ''Beavis'' and ''Butthead'' into one person. Chuck is always armed with a slingshot and an infinite supply of high explosives, though more often than not there is little reason to use either of them. No matter where he works, ''Chuck'' always ends up being employed as a janitor. He resents being dragged into ''Inmate'''s business, and really just wants to have fun by any means necessary. Of the six party members that can be acquired in ''Cans 3'', ''Chuck'' is the only one that does not attack with a melee weapon. This does not affect his damage at all.

	===Guy ~~Frendink~~===		===Guy Frenzick===
	[[image:Cans Guy.png\|32px\|left]]		[[image:Cans Guy.png\|32px\|left]]
	Although he is a fully grown adult, Guy enjoys spending his time in front of the television, watching the Mostly Morphine Powder Strangers. He is one of the six party members in Cans 3, and he serves as the cameraman in Episode One.		Although he is a fully grown adult, Guy enjoys spending his time in front of the television, watching the Mostly Morphine Powder Strangers. He is one of the six party members in Cans 3, and he serves as the cameraman in Episode One.

			In Cans 1, when Guy was first introduced, his surname was Frendink. However, in Cans 3, it became Frenzick, and has remained that way ever since.

	===Cindy Rella===		===Cindy Rella===

Kuddy: /* Characters */

2009-12-20T20:02:37Z

Characters

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	A character that somehow manages to embody both ''Beavis'' and ''Butthead'' into one person. Chuck is always armed with a slingshot and an infinite supply of high explosives, though more often than not there is little reason to use either of them. No matter where he works, ''Chuck'' always ends up being employed as a janitor. He resents being dragged into ''Inmate'''s business, and really just wants to have fun by any means necessary. Of the six party members that can be acquired in ''Cans 3'', ''Chuck'' is the only one that does not attack with a melee weapon. This does not affect his damage at all.		A character that somehow manages to embody both ''Beavis'' and ''Butthead'' into one person. Chuck is always armed with a slingshot and an infinite supply of high explosives, though more often than not there is little reason to use either of them. No matter where he works, ''Chuck'' always ends up being employed as a janitor. He resents being dragged into ''Inmate'''s business, and really just wants to have fun by any means necessary. Of the six party members that can be acquired in ''Cans 3'', ''Chuck'' is the only one that does not attack with a melee weapon. This does not affect his damage at all.

	===Guy===		===Guy Frendink===
	[[image:Cans Guy.png\|32px\|left]]		[[image:Cans Guy.png\|32px\|left]]
	Although he is a fully grown adult, Guy enjoys spending his time in front of the television, watching the Mostly Morphine Powder Strangers. He is one of the six party members in Cans 3, and he serves as the cameraman in Episode One.		Although he is a fully grown adult, Guy enjoys spending his time in front of the television, watching the Mostly Morphine Powder Strangers. He is one of the six party members in Cans 3, and he serves as the cameraman in Episode One.


	===Cindy===		===Cindy Rella===
	[[image:Cans Cindy.png\|32px\|left]]		[[image:Cans Cindy.png\|32px\|left]]
	Cindy first appears in Cans 3, somehow inexplicably on a date with Chuck. It is generally accepted that Cindy did not meet Chuck until some time between Cans 2 and 3, but she also appears in Cans Episode One living in the same apartment building as Chuck (in order to ease the explanation somewhat, and because Chuck thought it would be amusing if everybody moved to the same apartment buildings at the same time).		Cindy first appears in Cans 3, somehow inexplicably on a date with Chuck. It is generally accepted that Cindy did not meet Chuck until some time between Cans 2 and 3, but she also appears in Cans Episode One living in the same apartment building as Chuck (in order to ease the explanation somewhat, and because Chuck thought it would be amusing if everybody moved to the same apartment buildings at the same time).

Kuddy: /* Characters */

2009-12-20T17:57:55Z

Characters

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	In Cans Episode One, the part of Johnny was played by Bruce Campbell.		In Cans Episode One, the part of Johnny was played by Bruce Campbell.


	===Robert===		===Robert===

Kuddy: /* Characters */

2009-12-20T17:52:07Z

Characters

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	[[image:Cans Inmate.png\|32px\|left]]		[[image:Cans Inmate.png\|32px\|left]]
	The creator of the game, manifested as a smiley with sunglasses. Inmate not only is a party member, but also (more or less) the main plot exposition device, outside of Zixyer. Inmate has the ability to alter the universe at will, which he uses to send Johnny through the Zeuxstream and to open Inma-portals to various locations from Chuck's apartment.		The creator of the game, manifested as a smiley with sunglasses. Inmate not only is a party member, but also (more or less) the main plot exposition device, outside of Zixyer. Inmate has the ability to alter the universe at will, which he uses to send Johnny through the Zeuxstream and to open Inma-portals to various locations from Chuck's apartment.


	===Johnny===		===Johnny===

Kuddy: /* Characters */

2009-12-20T17:51:27Z

Characters

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	[[image:Cans Guy.png\|32px\|left]]		[[image:Cans Guy.png\|32px\|left]]
	Although he is a fully grown adult, Guy enjoys spending his time in front of the television, watching the Mostly Morphine Powder Strangers. He is one of the six party members in Cans 3, and he serves as the cameraman in Episode One.		Although he is a fully grown adult, Guy enjoys spending his time in front of the television, watching the Mostly Morphine Powder Strangers. He is one of the six party members in Cans 3, and he serves as the cameraman in Episode One.


	===Cindy===		===Cindy===
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	In Cans Episode One, the part of Johnny was played by Bruce Campbell.		In Cans Episode One, the part of Johnny was played by Bruce Campbell.


	===Robert===		===Robert===
	[[image:Cans Robert.png\|32px\|left]]		[[image:Cans Robert.png\|32px\|left]]
	Inmate's little brother, and the primary antagonist. Robert's evil plots are almost always stolen from other games, notably his MagiTek armor rip-offs from Cans 3 (which also reappeared as the final boss in Cans Episode One). He has a long-standing rivalry with Inmate. In Episode One, Robert is played by Adrian Edmondson.		Inmate's little brother, and the primary antagonist. Robert's evil plots are almost always stolen from other games, notably his MagiTek armor rip-offs from Cans 3 (which also reappeared as the final boss in Cans Episode One). He has a long-standing rivalry with Inmate. In Episode One, Robert is played by Adrian Edmondson.


	===Indiana Smiley===		===Indiana Smiley===

Kuddy: /* Characters */

2009-12-20T17:47:42Z

Characters

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	===Guy===		===Guy===
			[[image:Cans Guy.png\|32px\|left]]
	Although he is a fully grown adult, Guy enjoys spending his time in front of the television, watching the Mostly Morphine Powder Strangers. He is one of the six party members in Cans 3, and he serves as the cameraman in Episode One.		Although he is a fully grown adult, Guy enjoys spending his time in front of the television, watching the Mostly Morphine Powder Strangers. He is one of the six party members in Cans 3, and he serves as the cameraman in Episode One.

	===Cindy===		===Cindy===
			[[image:Cans Cindy.png\|32px\|left]]
	Cindy first appears in Cans 3, somehow inexplicably on a date with Chuck. It is generally accepted that Cindy did not meet Chuck until some time between Cans 2 and 3, but she also appears in Cans Episode One living in the same apartment building as Chuck (in order to ease the explanation somewhat, and because Chuck thought it would be amusing if everybody moved to the same apartment buildings at the same time).		Cindy first appears in Cans 3, somehow inexplicably on a date with Chuck. It is generally accepted that Cindy did not meet Chuck until some time between Cans 2 and 3, but she also appears in Cans Episode One living in the same apartment building as Chuck (in order to ease the explanation somewhat, and because Chuck thought it would be amusing if everybody moved to the same apartment buildings at the same time).

	===Inmate===		===Inmate===
			[[image:Cans Inmate.png\|32px\|left]]
	The creator of the game, manifested as a smiley with sunglasses. Inmate not only is a party member, but also (more or less) the main plot exposition device, outside of Zixyer. Inmate has the ability to alter the universe at will, which he uses to send Johnny through the Zeuxstream and to open Inma-portals to various locations from Chuck's apartment.		The creator of the game, manifested as a smiley with sunglasses. Inmate not only is a party member, but also (more or less) the main plot exposition device, outside of Zixyer. Inmate has the ability to alter the universe at will, which he uses to send Johnny through the Zeuxstream and to open Inma-portals to various locations from Chuck's apartment.

	===Johnny===		===Johnny===
			[[image:Cans Johnny.png\|32px\|left]]
	Johnny, who lives in a house down the street from Chuck's building in Cans 1, is married and has two children. He is famous on Chuck's block for having a 50-inch television screen (which the player never actually gets to watch). In Cans 1, Johnny's wife is apparently kidnapped by two wandering convicts, and he apparently is on her way to pick her up when Inmate sends him into the Zeuxstream.		Johnny, who lives in a house down the street from Chuck's building in Cans 1, is married and has two children. He is famous on Chuck's block for having a 50-inch television screen (which the player never actually gets to watch). In Cans 1, Johnny's wife is apparently kidnapped by two wandering convicts, and he apparently is on her way to pick her up when Inmate sends him into the Zeuxstream.

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	===Robert===		===Robert===
			[[image:Cans Robert.png\|32px\|left]]
	Inmate's little brother, and the primary antagonist. Robert's evil plots are almost always stolen from other games, notably his MagiTek armor rip-offs from Cans 3 (which also reappeared as the final boss in Cans Episode One). He has a long-standing rivalry with Inmate. In Episode One, Robert is played by Adrian Edmondson.		Inmate's little brother, and the primary antagonist. Robert's evil plots are almost always stolen from other games, notably his MagiTek armor rip-offs from Cans 3 (which also reappeared as the final boss in Cans Episode One). He has a long-standing rivalry with Inmate. In Episode One, Robert is played by Adrian Edmondson.

	===Indiana Smiley===		===Indiana Smiley===
			[[image:Cans Indiana.png\|32px\|left]]
	The name given to the default ZZT smiley face, Indiana Smiley first appears in Cans 2, attempting to save Chuck from Queen Sandbutt. He is eaten shortly thereafter, though Chuck saves him in return by beating Sandbutt in the lips with his baseball bat. Later, Smiley appears as the lord of Barkness, "casting pain and cruel punishment to evil ZZT and MZX programmers." At this point, Chuck kills him, though he is later resurrected by Robert in Cans 3 as a boss character.		The name given to the default ZZT smiley face, Indiana Smiley first appears in Cans 2, attempting to save Chuck from Queen Sandbutt. He is eaten shortly thereafter, though Chuck saves him in return by beating Sandbutt in the lips with his baseball bat. Later, Smiley appears as the lord of Barkness, "casting pain and cruel punishment to evil ZZT and MZX programmers." At this point, Chuck kills him, though he is later resurrected by Robert in Cans 3 as a boss character.

AfkHideki: /* Chuck Flemwas */

2008-03-29T16:54:26Z

Chuck Flemwas

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	==Characters==		==Characters==
	===Chuck Flemwas===		===Chuck Flemwas===
	A character that somehow manages to embody both Beavis and Butthead into one person. Chuck is always armed with a slingshot and an infinite supply of high explosives, though more often than not there is little reason to use either of them. No matter where he works, Chuck always ends up being employed as a janitor. He resents being dragged into Inmate's business, and really just wants to have fun by any means necessary.		[[image:Cans Chuck.png\|32px\|left]]
			A character that somehow manages to embody both ''Beavis'' and ''Butthead'' into one person. Chuck is always armed with a slingshot and an infinite supply of high explosives, though more often than not there is little reason to use either of them. No matter where he works, ''Chuck'' always ends up being employed as a janitor. He resents being dragged into ''Inmate'''s business, and really just wants to have fun by any means necessary. Of the six party members that can be acquired in ''Cans 3'', ''Chuck'' is the only one that does not attack with a melee weapon. This does not affect his damage at all.
	Of the six party members that can be acquired in Cans 3, Chuck is the only one that does not attack with a melee weapon. This does not affect his damage at all.

	===Guy===		===Guy===

Terryn: /* Trivia */ MZX, not MegaZeux, and inma's site was on Geocities first.

2008-01-16T12:25:01Z

Trivia: MZX, not MegaZeux, and inma's site was on Geocities first.

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	==Trivia==		==Trivia==
	* Cans is arguably one of the most popular/famous MZX games of all time, rivaling other games like Caverns of Zeux. Newbies in particular tend to adore this game much more than most, despite the fact that the cameos are years old and mostly of people who are long-gone.		* Cans is arguably one of the most popular/famous MZX games of all time, rivaling other games like Caverns of Zeux. Newbies in particular tend to adore this game much more than most, despite the fact that the cameos are years old and mostly of people who are long-gone.
	* Inmate planned to make Cans 4, but the project was cancelled. All that remains of it is its music, which Inmate had uploaded to his website; as well as a small handful of screenshots. The music has since been uploaded to [[DigitalMZX]], but the screenshots seem to have disappeared after the demise of the [[sapphirewired]] server and, consequently, the ~~original~~ [[Planet Badness]].		* Inmate planned to make Cans 4, but the project was cancelled. All that remains of it is its music, which Inmate had uploaded to his website; as well as a small handful of screenshots. The music has since been uploaded to [[DigitalMZX]], but the screenshots seem to have disappeared after the demise of the [[sapphirewired]] server and, consequently, the second incarnation of [[Planet Badness]].
	* Chuck Flemwas appears in [[Kuddy\|Kuddy's]] game, [[BLARGFRDRGMAHAG!]], as one of the objects that Slap can throw at enemies.		* Chuck Flemwas appears in [[Kuddy\|Kuddy's]] game, [[BLARGFRDRGMAHAG!]], as one of the objects that Slap can throw at enemies.
	* Chuck's name also appears in Inmate's [[~~MegaZeux~~ Combat Trainer]], as one of the high-score rankings.		* Chuck's name also appears in Inmate's [[MZX Combat Trainer]], as one of the high-score rankings.
	* Cans 2 starts off in the same fashion as [[Veloso\|Veloso's]] game [[MegaZeux Superstar]].		* Cans 2 starts off in the same fashion as [[Veloso\|Veloso's]] game [[MegaZeux Superstar]].
	* The voice clip on Cans Episode One's death board is of [[dormando]].		* The voice clip on Cans Episode One's death board is of [[dormando]].

Terryn: Reverted edits by Qqmore (Talk); changed back to last version by Wildweasel

2008-01-12T16:11:50Z

Reverted edits by Qqmore (Talk); changed back to last version by Wildweasel

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-Please QQ more my little bitches.
+Cans, by [[inmate2993]], is a series of comedy games starring Chuck Flemwas. It is perhaps best known as one of the first MZX games to feature cameos of the active MZXers of the time, and has served as the inspiration for many imitation ("Cans-style") games, such as [[Idiocy]] and [[Life of Mr. Ascii]]. ([[emo maggot FREAK]] carries the torch spiritually, if not following the Cans structure.)
-This wiki is finished.
+For the most part, the Cans series takes place in The Bronx, with Chuck eventually making his way to Planet #megazeux, Planet Badness, space, and Barkness.
-I hate jews and black people.
+==Story==

Qqmore at 15:44, 12 January 2008

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-Cans, by [[inmate2993]], is a series of comedy games starring Chuck Flemwas. It is perhaps best known as one of the first MZX games to feature cameos of the active MZXers of the time, and has served as the inspiration for many imitation ("Cans-style") games, such as [[Idiocy]] and [[Life of Mr. Ascii]]. ([[emo maggot FREAK]] carries the torch spiritually, if not following the Cans structure.)
+Please QQ more my little bitches.
-For the most part, the Cans series takes place in The Bronx, with Chuck eventually making his way to Planet #megazeux, Planet Badness, space, and Barkness.
+This wiki is finished.
-==Story==
+I hate jews and black people.